zecheeseking:

absurd-shit:

this makes me so happy

This post is everything good in the world.

blowfob:

patrick is the anti-fuckboy

odetojebby:

Ladies and gentlemen; Joshua Dun.

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

"Pay less attention to what people say, and more attention to what they do. Their actions will show you the truth."

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mikasil:

why do people freak out when they see a part of my bra or my stomach like what did you think was under my shirt?? a tank??? the great wall of china???? popular korean artist park jae sang also known as psy????????

50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

(Source: 50shadezofcarter)

the-vintage-hipster:

tobitakas:

despairkomaeda:

I NEED THE WRESTLING GIF WHERE THE REF SLIDES ALONG THE FLOOR THATS MY FAV

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also as an added bonus

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absurd-shit OMG

hahahaha

watching John Green in American History! hell yeahhh fishingboatproceeds

bromancer:

i like the word assassin because it has 2x as much ass as any other word