i love sleeping to avoid problems
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”
nemo.. you cant be here.. your dad will be worried sick
can you imagine how fucking relieved the french must have been when we reached the year 2000?
they went from having to say “mille neuf cents quatre-vingt-dix-neuf” to just having to say “deux mille” to say the year
just girly things: FUCKING BOOB ITCHES THAT NEVER GO AWAY