This is my universe, and I am Satan.

my blog makes no sense, just like me.

deodrant:

i love sleeping to avoid problems

(Source: rnerrychristmas, via oswinandargent)

spenceromg:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

(via olive--juice)

thenimbus:

chick-hen-roost-her:

i never get sick of this guys puns

Bo Burnham

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cloudiness:

I don’t even need to caption this WE ARE ALL THINKING THE SAME DAMN THING

meladoodle:

prosecutorblackquill:

what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”

nemo.. you cant be here.. your dad will be worried sick

(Source: anticrystalist, via pizza)

laserelectric:

can you imagine how fucking relieved the french must have been when we reached the year 2000? 

they went from having to say “mille neuf cents quatre-vingt-dix-neuf” to just having to say “deux mille” to say the year

(Source: wingedpikmin, via fucking-sherlock)

neptunain:

just girly things: FUCKING BOOB ITCHES THAT NEVER GO AWAY

(via delusions-of-hope)

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