hugojeffe:

lascivuus:

Rub the booty
Kiss the booty
Smack the booty
Bite the booty
Squeeze the booty
Take the booty to dinner
Go to a photo booth with the booty
Meet the booty’s parents
Move in with the booty
Propose to the booty
Have a romantic honeymoon in Rome with the Booty
Have a child with the booty
Buy a house with the booty and your booty family
Grow old with the booty
Live a happy life with the booty

Guard the booty
Protect the booty
With your LIFE!

suburbanghost:

kinks182:

if someone writes you a letter or makes you a mixtape or composes a poem or song about you or creates literally anything for you then you had better cherish the absolute shit out of that person because they care about you a real lot

absurd-shit

i hope you listen to my mixtape and cd 🙈

"I didn’t exchange any bodily fluids with anyone, so I’m not worried about it. I’m much more likely to be mistakenly killed by a police officer in this country than to be killed by Ebola, even if you were in the same bridal shop."

hyuugasaki:

story about a dude that rejected by a hot girl and the movie shows him trying to win her over and at the end it turns out the hot girl is a lesbian and she had a crush on this chubby girl the dude totally rudely rejected earlier and the two super cute girls smooch and the dude cries and no one gives a shit

(Source: pyonkotchi)

be-a-serial-killer:

kids nowadays aren’t precocious, they are just dumb for not knowing how to enjoy the golden days

theongreyjoy:


Freedom is a length of rope, and God wants you to hang yourself with it.

(Source: nickigrants)

"Go out and do something. It isn’t your room that’s a prison, it’s yourself."

Sylvia Plath (via teenager90s)